zackisontumblr:

grindrfamous:

i think everyone thinks about becoming a prostitute at one point in their life

6th grade was a hard time for me

(via pokebae)

"Don’t ever put your happiness in someone else’s hands. They’ll drop it. They’ll drop it everytime."
- One For Sorrow, C.Barzak (via bl-ossomed)

(Source: jamiemrks, via thesassyrebel)

"I want you to hold my hand while we grocery shop. I want you to play with my hair while we watch our favorite tv shows. I want you to kiss me in the middle of my sentence because you wanted to taste my words. I want you to rub my back as we fall asleep. I want you to play my favorite song when I look sad. I want you to do these things without having to think about them. Do them because you love me."
- (via jessielou24)

(via misjudgments)

pervgurt:

If ur pets dont like him he aint da one

(Source: juicymart, via interjects)

toxicwinner:

how many times have i seen the prettiest girls w the ugliest guys and I’m staring at him wondering if it’s the way the light is hitting his face or smth and she’s looking at me like stay away from my man…listen im just trying to solve a puzzle you beautiful idiot

(via systemnotresponding)

laughcentre:

rhydonmyhardon:

laughcentre:

im 17 and i dont have a period yet is this weird

allan you have a penis

oh

(via forgave)

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

yes officer im currently under the influence. under the influence of the lord

(via systemnotresponding)